The Bath Tub in the Woods

I grew up in a rural area outside a small coal-mining town in eastern Kentucky. My childhood home was nestled in a little valley formed where three mountains met. The house itself sat on maybe 2 acres, with a small creek running along the back edge. Across the creek and up a dirt road, my parents owned a fair amount of mountain property we referred to as “the holler.”

It was in the holler that I spent much of my childhood – exploring the hills, building hideouts, monster hunting, and playing in old abandoned mines from generations past. (That last bit my mother was blissfully ignorant of. So let’s keep it between you and me, ok?)

One summer, in the midst of an adventure undoubtedly of epic proportions, I stumbled across an old green fiberglass bath tub. I had no idea how it got there or who put it there. But there it was, surrounded by tall weeds and filled with all the gross stuff that things abandoned in nature tend to accumulate. I stared at it for a bit. And then found a big stick to bang around on it in hopes of scaring away any poisonous snakes that might be lurking around. I flipped it over one way and then another. And then somehow I managed to stand it up on its short end so that it stuck straight up in the air.

It was a little dirty, yeah. But it would do. This would be my fuselage.

You see, the movie “Explorers,” starring River Phoenix, Ethan Hawke, and the third guy who never gets the recognition he deserves, had just come out the year before. And I was obsessed with it. The notion that three kids could build a spaceship out of junk and a computer wasn’t just a fantasy for me. It was a blueprint. A blueprint I was convinced I could follow. I just needed to find the right stuff. And, um, learn about computers.

We were, in fact, too poor to have a computer. I don’t think I had even touched one up to that point. But that didn’t stop me. I spent all summer collecting random bits of junk for my ship. Old hoses, sparkplugs, pipes, wires, etc. Everything had a purpose. I just didn’t know what it was, but I was sure the thing would tell me in time.

I had also gotten my hands on quite the collection of “3-2-1 Contact” magazines. Each issue had snippets of BASIC code in it for kids to try out. I didn’t understand a lick of it. But I was sure some magic could be found in there. Like a witch brewing her stew, I could take a little of this and little of that and everything would find its own way to become what I needed it to be.

I worked on and played in this ship for weeks.

Eventually, school started again. Summer gave way to fall. And though that particular adventure’s time had passed, the places my mind took me, the things my eyes saw, and the extraordinary reactions of all the imaginary people passing below me as I flew over them were all important. Not only did they provide an escape for me from a home in conflict, but they fueled even more wonderful adventures later on, teaching me about myself and helping me to learn that ambition and curiosity is a powerful combination.

The tub is gone now, carted away. The ground beneath it has been bulldozed over and now a house sits there that was built by a young couple who eventually purchased the land. I imagine there are still bits and bobs left over from that project, buried deep in the dirt that’s been imprinted with my stories. Artifacts from a little boy’s exploration into the unknown.

I like to think that in a parallel universe, little-boy-me actually succeeded in getting that ship off the ground.

Early Fall Flight at the Portland Head Light

We had a work outing at the Portland Head Light last week. It’d been a while since I’d ventured out there. Since LAANC had just been rolled out in our area, it was the perfect opportunity for me to give it a whirl and try to get some nice aerial video of the lighthouse.

It wasn’t exactly a beautiful day. It rained most of the morning and was quite chilly until the afternoon. But I waited it out and did what I could. Here is the video from the day…

Incidentally, the LAANC side of the things was FANTASTIC! I used’s service and it was super painless. Within Skyward, you setup a flight plan by drawing the boundaries of where you’re going to fly on the map, give the application a date/time, and a promise you’ll adhere by the rules. Once you hit the submit button, the authorization comes INSTANTLY. Skyward provides you with a nice little PDF to print out. Way less intimidating than the COA process I once attempted.

Review: MPC Remote Starter

When my wife said that for Christmas she wanted a remote starter for her 2013 Honda CRV, I reflexively jumped for joy inside. “Yes! A new project!” Merry Christmas to me! Keep in mind I’m not a car guy. I know squat about them. But I figured it couldn’t be THAT hard. Step 1 – Push button. Step 2 – Car starts. How complicated could the electronics actually be, am I right? Mmmm hmmm.

It didn’t take long for me to find a remote starter kit online. The one I purchased cost $189.95 and is made by MyPushCart. The Amazon reviews for MPC remote starters were mostly four and five stars and had mostly comments like “Easy to install!” and “Plug and Play!”

Side Note: Guys, when your wife says she wants a remote starter for Christmas, don’t buy a kit, wrap the box, and put it under the tree. She will NOT be impressed Christmas morning.

“What do you mean you still have to install it?!”

“It’s -10 degrees outside. Just when are you going to get around to that?”

“Can you even do this kind of thing?”


The Unboxing

Unboxing the kit was pretty intimidating. The first thing I saw was a slip of paper with a big red STOP sign. It looked to contain some useful nuggets of information. Of course, I immediately sat it to the side. Beneath that piece of paper was a whole mess of wires, switches, and boxes. Nestled in the very bottom of the box was a little booklet entitled “Remote Start Kit Installation Instructions.” That booklet contained a bunch of technical jargon and wiring diagrams. Nothing looked plug-and-play. The booklet contained very few pictures. And it certainly contained no step-by-step instructions. Uh oh.

Once I was filled with a sufficient level of “I’m-in-way-over-my-head” anxiety, I revisited the paper with the big STOP sign. It instructed me to visit a website and enter a code. It said that I’d then be able to download a “tip sheet” to help with installation.

It turns out that the tip-sheet is the Rosetta Stone for the whole installation process. It provides step-by-step instructions. It shows pictures of the kinds of existing connectors to look for, the order in which to hook things up, and the steps for programming the hardware to respond to your key fob. You absolutely need this document. It perhaps should have been included in the box. But I guess a downloadable is ok too.


MyPushCart doesn’t actually make most of what’s in the remote starter kit. It sources the electronic components from third party vendors, such as Fortin and CrimeStopper. MyPushCart’s value-add is that they supply wiring harnesses, firmware programming, and tech support that allows an otherwise complicated installation to be more or less plug and play.

Much of the wiring in the box doesn’t actually get used. In my case, I only needed 4 cables, all of which had connectors that fit an existing plug either somewhere in the vehicle or in one of the little included boxes. I suspect the extra wiring is included in these kits simply because it comes with the third party kits. MPC could have thrown it out, but they did the honorable thing and included it. The “Remote Start Kit Installation Instructions” that I previously mentioned was actually from one of those third party kits. It’s not needed at all for a MyPushCart install. Just like the extra wiring, this booklet came along for the ride.


For the 2013 Honda CRV kits, all of the installation occurs beneath the steering column. You have to remove the steering column cover for this. This isn’t difficult. When you turn the steering wheel to one side, you can see a little slot where you can insert a pry-tool, such a flathead screwdriver. If you pry this open, turn the wheel, and then pry the other side open, the top cover will just pop-up and expose Philips-head screws hidden beneath the pry-slots. There’s a third Phillips screw hidden way underneath the steering column. After all three of these screws are removed, the steering column cover should pop right off and expose an extremely neat and wirey mess.

At this point you might be asking yourself two questions – 1) Should I disconnect the battery for rest of this install? And 2) Is there a risk of setting off the airbag?

As for disconnecting the battery, you’ll at least need to be able to turn the steering wheel to remove the cover. Later you’ll need power to sync and test the kit components. But if the idea of leaving the battery connected while you’re disconnecting and reconnecting things makes you uncomfortable, please, by all means disconnect it. You can always reconnect it when you need it. I didn’t bother and everything went ok. But don’t let my blind confidence deter you from doing what makes you comfortable.

What about the airbag? The risk is pretty low so long as you don’t go Dora the Explorer on any wiring the tip-sheet doesn’t talk about. Keep in mind, though, that you are working in the vicinity of the airbag. The airbag’s electronic connections are exposed and accessible once the steering column cover is off. Just be mindful and deliberate about what you do and you should be fine.

There are only two steering column connections that need to be made. One is for the transponder plug and one is for the ignition plug. The MPC kit includes cables that allow the little remote starter controller boxes from the kit to work as sort of “men-in-the-middle” on these connections.

The first connection that needs to be made is the transponder plug. You disconnect the existing transponder plug connection and insert the provided T-harness. The second connection is for the ignition plug. Just as with the transponder plug, you disconnect the existing plug and insert the ignition T-harness in between.

I found the ignition T-harness step to be particularly tricky. The vehicle cabling is wrapped super-tight which made disconnecting the existing connection extremely awkward.

At this point, the tip-sheet tells you to secure the new wiring and replace the steering column cover. My advice is to hold off until you verify that everything works. Also, depending on where you place your remote starter boxes and slack wiring, you might need better access and visibility to the area beneath the steering column than you’d get with the cover on.

The next thing you have to do is connect one of the kit boxes to ground on the car. This box is the CrimeStopper RS000-G5, referred to as the “RS brain” or sometimes simply as “RS” in the tip-sheet. The cable included for this features a 12-pin connector on the “RS-brain” end and three wires on the other end that are labeled “Parking Lights”, “Ground”, and “Hood Pin”. I have no idea what the “Parking Lights” or “Hood Pin” connections were for. I simply wrapped those wires up with black tape and tucked them away. The “Ground” connection is meant to be attached to a bare-metal spot on the vehicle. It has a little ring-connector that looks designed be screwed down.

I first thought that finding a bare-metal connection point beneath the steering column would be a challenge. But I managed to find an existing screw that had enough slack to accept both the ground connection and a spare nut that I found in my trusty box of “mystery screws and nuts”. Once the ground connection is made, you can plug the 12-pin plug into the RS.

The next step is to sync the electronic boxes and the car together. This simply involves connecting the EVO-ALL and the RS using a single 4-pin wire, plugging in all the T-harness connections to the EVO-ALL, and then performing a series of steps that involve button presses and turning the key in the ignition. It takes less than a couple of minutes. The tip-sheet describes all of this in detail so I won’t duplicate it here.

The tip-sheet also includes instructions for programming the RS. However, my kit included a sticker on the RS that said, “This module has been preprogrammed by MyPushcart for 3 times lock and is ready for use.” As a result, I didn’t actually have to do any of those steps. It looks straightforward though.

From this point, everything just worked. I tested it by simply pushing the lock button on the vehicle remote three-times slowly. The console lit up, and then a couple of seconds later the vehicle started on its own. It’s at this point that I began the process of trying to organize and situate the wiring and controller boxes. This is BY FAR the most difficult and tedious process of the entire thing. The cabling and boxes are bulky to say the least. Finding a spot for everything wasn’t easy. I basically zip-tied and velcroed the whole mess to anything that wasn’t designed to move. It wasn’t pretty. But I kept things out of the way and that’s the most important thing. The biggest challenge is finding a way to position the T-harness plugs so that the steering wheel cover can go back on. The cover doesn’t leave a lot of room for anything extra around the steering column area. So figuring out where things should go involved a lot of trial and error.

Tech Support

I said earlier that one of the value-adds that MPC brings is in tech support. I want to bring some extra attention to this. MPC’s tech support is AWESOME! I only used their email tech support. But I used it a LOT. I peppered them with photos with annotations and lots of questions relating to confusion over connectors, the names of things, a few installation missteps, etc., etc. They ALWAYS responded – if not the same day, usually the next day. Kudos to those guys for being so patient with me.


Do I recommend an MPC remote starter kit? It depends. If you’re a DIY-er, absolutely. If you’re just into the idea of having a remote starter and don’t care about how it gets installed, MPC may still be an option. Maybe you have a tinkerer in your family you could barter with. MPC also has a network of installers that might be an option for you as well, but that’ll be an extra cost.

At the time of this writing, it’s been a few weeks since I installed the MPC kit. My wife has only reported one weird occurrence of the car starting unexpectedly while unlocking and locking the doors. There’s some confusion around the sequence of remote button presses she actually used, so we’re not 100% sure what happened there. We’ve also discovered it can be a little tricky to get the timing of the button presses just right. Too-fast, nothing happens. Too-slow, nothing happens. Get it right, it’s not immediately obvious because the car takes a couple of seconds to start. Practice makes perfect, I suppose.

All in all, this was a fun kit to install. It’s super interesting and I learned a lot. I’m sure you will too.